Day 46

So yesterday after dinner I was sitting on Netflix watching a movie when BAM! My tooth chipped. So Payne made me go to the dentist today (because I am beyond terrified of the dentist). They took their stupid xray after several times and several time of my body threatening to puke all over them. I don't know what it is about my gag reflex but no one ever believes me on how bad it is... Until they try to shove an xray thingy in my mouth. Upon receiving the xray they discovered that my cute little wisdom teeth are coming in perfectly straight... What does that mean you ask?! Thats right... They're pulling two teeth instead of one. Oh Joy... But the mean old dentist suggested that they sedate me due to my little gag reflex. So come Monday when I pop the sedation pills and have amnesia if I'm not making any sense blame it on the ah ah ah ah ah... ummm DRUGS!!!!!!!! Oh and heres a little snack of happiness... I have recently become a lover of all things thrift store and the likes. So Payne stumbled upon this song... He said it was written just for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QK8mJJJvaes

I promise its funny but I will warn you it swears alot and especially says the "f" word. I know thats not the best but the idea is hilarious!

So I just read the lyrics... Here they are...

[Hook: Wanz] I’m gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket I’m, I’m, I’m hunting, looking for a come up, this is fucking awesome [Verse One: Macklemore] Walk into the club like what up? I got a big cock Nah, I’m just pumped, I bought some shit from the thrift shop Ice on the fringe is so damn frosty The people like “Damn, that’s a cold ass honky” Rolling in hella deep, headed to the mezzanine Dressed in all pink except my gator shoes, those are green Draped in a leopard mink, girl standing next to me Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R.Kelly sheets, piss But shit, it was 99 cents, buy it, cop it and washing it ‘Bout to go and get some compliments, passing up on those moccasins Someone else has been walking in, bummy and grungy, fucking it I am stunting and flossing and saving my money and I’m hella happy That’s a bargain bitch, I’mma take your grandpa style I’mma take your grandpa style, no for real, ask your grandpa Can I have his hand-me-downs? Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers Dookie Brown leather jacket that I found digging They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a knee board Hello, hello, my ace man, my Miller John Wayne ain’t got nothing on my fringe game, hell no I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those The sneaker heads would be like “Ah, he got the Velcros” [Hook 2X] [Verse Two: Macklemore] What you know about rocking a wolf on your noggin? What you knowing about wearing a fur fox skin? I’m digging, I’m digging, I’m searching right through that luggage One man’s trash, that’s another man’s come up Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button up shirt ‘Cause right now, I’m up in here stunting I’m at the Goodwill, you can find me in the bins I’m that sucker, sucker searching in the section Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy I’ll take those flannel zebra jammies, second hand and I’ll rock that motherfucker They built a onsie with the socks on the motherfucker I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker They be like “Oh that Gucci, that’s hella tight” I’m like “Yo, that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt” Limited edition, let’s do some simple addition Fifty dollars for a t-shirt, that’s just some ignorant bitch shit I call that getting swindled and pimped, shit I call that getting tricked by business, that shirt’s hella dough And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don’t Peep game, come take a look through my telescope Trying to get girls from a brand? Then you hella won’t, man you hella won’t [Hook] [Bridge: Wanz] I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible I’m in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the road I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible I’m in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the road [Hook]