Day 50!!!! OH MY GOSH 50 DAYS IN!!!!!!!!!

So its Day 50. I feel like ive hit a milestone. Also I was informed today that I am now employed! But I also feel like crap. I wish I was in bed right now but here I am wide awake waiting for Payne to get off work so I can go pick him up. Im so glad my job is only from 9-6 Monday through Saturday! So part of the reason I feel like dying is because I had a gigantic tooth pulled.

Day 48

Atleast I hope today is day 48. So here we are... I updated the blog a bit. But I need your input. Do you like the new picture? Do you like the music gadget? Do you like the fact that you can share me? Do you like me at all? Nevermind... What do I care?! You can leave if you dont like me! Oh did I mention were rocking out at our new apartment with another day of NO HEAT!?! And the high here in Happy Valley, UT is 30 degrees. So I made some broccoli beef yesterday. It was delicious! I will post the recipe later. Im in a funky mood and feel like just running my mouth for a minute. So I went to go get my hair cut yesterday and I love it! What is it about New Mexico and NO ONE can cut hair there? Its really not that hard. Ive never met a more untalented group of stylist than I did working at Fantastic Sams. Now mind you there are a few who are really good but they get ran over by an owner who really isnt caring. And then they get burnt out. And then they either get their hours cut horribly or they quit or BOTH! Now Im no business owner but I do think that that is bad business. You should be building up your team instead of tearing them down. Okay. Rant over! LOVE YOU!!!!XOXOX

Day 46

So yesterday after dinner I was sitting on Netflix watching a movie when BAM! My tooth chipped. So Payne made me go to the dentist today (because I am beyond terrified of the dentist). They took their stupid xray after several times and several time of my body threatening to puke all over them. I don't know what it is about my gag reflex but no one ever believes me on how bad it is... Until they try to shove an xray thingy in my mouth. Upon receiving the xray they discovered that my cute little wisdom teeth are coming in perfectly straight... What does that mean you ask?! Thats right... They're pulling two teeth instead of one. Oh Joy... But the mean old dentist suggested that they sedate me due to my little gag reflex. So come Monday when I pop the sedation pills and have amnesia if I'm not making any sense blame it on the ah ah ah ah ah... ummm DRUGS!!!!!!!! Oh and heres a little snack of happiness... I have recently become a lover of all things thrift store and the likes. So Payne stumbled upon this song... He said it was written just for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QK8mJJJvaes

I promise its funny but I will warn you it swears alot and especially says the "f" word. I know thats not the best but the idea is hilarious!

So I just read the lyrics... Here they are...

[Hook: Wanz] I’m gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket I’m, I’m, I’m hunting, looking for a come up, this is fucking awesome [Verse One: Macklemore] Walk into the club like what up? I got a big cock Nah, I’m just pumped, I bought some shit from the thrift shop Ice on the fringe is so damn frosty The people like “Damn, that’s a cold ass honky” Rolling in hella deep, headed to the mezzanine Dressed in all pink except my gator shoes, those are green Draped in a leopard mink, girl standing next to me Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R.Kelly sheets, piss But shit, it was 99 cents, buy it, cop it and washing it ‘Bout to go and get some compliments, passing up on those moccasins Someone else has been walking in, bummy and grungy, fucking it I am stunting and flossing and saving my money and I’m hella happy That’s a bargain bitch, I’mma take your grandpa style I’mma take your grandpa style, no for real, ask your grandpa Can I have his hand-me-downs? Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers Dookie Brown leather jacket that I found digging They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a knee board Hello, hello, my ace man, my Miller John Wayne ain’t got nothing on my fringe game, hell no I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those The sneaker heads would be like “Ah, he got the Velcros” [Hook 2X] [Verse Two: Macklemore] What you know about rocking a wolf on your noggin? What you knowing about wearing a fur fox skin? I’m digging, I’m digging, I’m searching right through that luggage One man’s trash, that’s another man’s come up Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button up shirt ‘Cause right now, I’m up in here stunting I’m at the Goodwill, you can find me in the bins I’m that sucker, sucker searching in the section Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy I’ll take those flannel zebra jammies, second hand and I’ll rock that motherfucker They built a onsie with the socks on the motherfucker I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker They be like “Oh that Gucci, that’s hella tight” I’m like “Yo, that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt” Limited edition, let’s do some simple addition Fifty dollars for a t-shirt, that’s just some ignorant bitch shit I call that getting swindled and pimped, shit I call that getting tricked by business, that shirt’s hella dough And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don’t Peep game, come take a look through my telescope Trying to get girls from a brand? Then you hella won’t, man you hella won’t [Hook] [Bridge: Wanz] I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible I’m in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the road I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible I’m in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the road [Hook]

Day 45

So today has been ok. I guess. But its not ending well. I have to go to the dentist tomorrow! I cracked a tooth. Did I mention I'm terrified of the dentist? Because just thinking about it is making my palms sweat. So I guess I will let you know how it goes tomorrow! YUCK

Day 44

So its been 10 Days since I last posted and about a bazillion things have happened. We are now settled (for the most part) in Provo, UT. We've had fun trying to find me a job at a salon. Payne started at the Olive Garden in Provo and then landed himself in urgent care because he was sick. So today they started him on a "Z Pack". I interviewed for a position at Craig's Cuts today and I REALLLLLLLLLLLY hope that I get the job. I want to start right now! I hate not having a job. Its killing me to not be productive. But anyways. I love our new apartment. Our landlord is amazing as well. We really got a steal of a deal. If it sounds like I'm running in a million different directions with my thoughts I am. I'm very stressed out about our financial situation and I'm not sure what to do. Or even if there is really anything I can do right now. I feel so helpless. I'm trying so hard to understand why I am going through this trial but I don't know how much more I can handle. Oh yeah... I think Payne passed his nasty little bug onto me because I feel like crap. Oh and the cookies have 3 minutes left. No they're not homemade or any special recipe I found online or made up on my own. They're premade that I picked up with 6 lbs of 75%off Halloween candy. Can you tell i'm slightly stressed and somewhat depressed?!?!?!?!

Day 34

Hello! Sorry its been a few days. I was in Farmington visiting my family. But Im back. I took today to relax and do nothing because the next 5 days are going to hell. Im going to be packing and cleaning like a mad woman. Im moving to Utah(for those of you trying to figure out what the hell Im talking about) in a matter of 5-6 days depending on how you look at it. And in those days Payne will be spending the majority of his time at work making sure we can afford everything. After we get settled I will be back to my normal blogging. That also means you will see all the projects I have been working on and furniture I will be re working. Thanks for being patient! XOXO Jordan

Day 31

So I am excited to share this little link. I am going to be making this as soon as I can scrounge up the money to make it.

http://newlywedmcgees.blogspot.com/2012/08/diy-upholstered-ottoman.html

Thats all today! XOXO